An Influencer Gets Roasted for a Toilet Turkey Recipe That Will Live in Your Nightmares

Damn Thanksgiving.

An Instagram influencer is being roasted online after sharing a terrible turkey recipe she made in her toilet that will surely make you blush.

Kate Heintzelman, who lives up to her handle @Katewilltryanything, posted a viral video of herself preparing the bird — adding an orange, onion, celery, spices and more — inside his porcelain throne.

The 32-year-old former social studies teacher from Minnesota even coated the turkey on the sides of the bowl before putting it in a pan filled with butter and stuffing intended for her oven.

“When it’s your turn to prepare Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t know what you’re doing…don’t panic either, germs are killed at 140 degrees. I cooked this at 300,” she captioned the shocking and disgusting clip.

Regardless, Poison Control warns that consuming fecal particles — commonly found on the sides of toilets, duh — can send you straight back to the toilet with vomiting, diarrhea, and dehydration. In severe cases, liver toxicity may occur.

The Food Safety and Inspection Service also states that poultry should always be cooked to a minimum of 325 degrees, not 300.

“I always defend you, but I can’t today,” one person commented on Heintzelman’s abhorrent video.

“Kate, you might want to get takeout for Thanksgiving this year and every year to come,” another added.

Others, however, pooh-poohed the gimmick, criticizing that many people going through hard times are “not able to find a decent meal” this holiday.

“And there, you encourage waste. We really need these trends to go away,” one user responded with a comment that was liked almost 500 times.

The Rage Bait is one of several baits released recently by Heintzelman. She also defrosted a turkey in the dishwasher a few days ago.

Previously, the Nightmares chef was also slammed online for a chicken recipe that turned his stomach. It was cooked in the same pan as instant mashed potatoes, green beans, and other Thanksgiving side dishes.

“So you can’t put chicken with anything?” You put a roast in a slow cooker with potatoes,” Heintzelman, who has nearly 340,000 followers, recently told the Post.

“Are you telling me you can’t eat the potatoes because they touched the raw meat at some point? This makes no sense to me.